Date: Sat, 2 Dec 1995 22:15:47 -0500 Message-Id: <199512030315.WAA07020@inet.cml.com> From: shobi@cml.com (Orrett Stephenson) Subject: TH interview on HS 3/3 Part 3: >T: you know..the chemistry just sorta comes and goes..I have the exact > same answer that he does.. > >H: and you never get sexually juiced up when your on the set with him.. > >T: Not really... > >H: when you're on the bed? > >T: sometimes we have this..most of the time we have this sexual inuendo > joking type of chemistry that goes on in bewtween on the set with the > crew.. > >H: and how do you become an actress cause there's tons of women who want > to be actresses...I mean..how do you do that? did you have a father or > something that was in the buisiness? > >T: no..absolutely not..I was a math major in college and there was this > nationwide search for this dancing part on the Love Boat and I went on > it with a friend.. > >H: as a goof.. > >T: as a goof...and I ended up getting it. and so..I just thought I'd follow > that opportunity for a second and then go back to school and then I > ended up... > >H: and you never took an acting lesson or anything? > >T: umm..I had taken..studied at a summer training course up at ACT in > San Francisco..which is a good...Annette Benning was actually my acting > teacher.. > >H: and how hard is it to Act? Like all you have to do is get up and > memorize the lines or something? > >T: ahh.. ahh.. I dn't think it's just about memorizing lines.. no..I > think it's about being honest...and trying to follow your instincts. > which you seem to be very good at... > >H: Yeah..I'm going to do that..that's what I'm going to do with my movie > I'm going to be honest and follow my instincts...is that all I have to do?? > Why is everyone making such a big deal out? so.. and then you just fall > into acting.. and you start getting into all these movies..like I saw > the movie you did with Dice..I saw that one.. they play that all the time > on HBO.. > >T: that was more recent..the first movies I did were The Big Picture and > Soap Dish..and Tango and Cash.. > >H: and Brainsmasher...I really believe Teri Hatcher was in love with Dice.. > >T: he was actually really nice...we had a good time > >H: yeah..Dice is a good guy..a nice guy.. > >RQ: How did you get Lois and Clark? that must have been a big deal.. > >T: yeah..that was a lot... obviously later...I mean I've been around > a lot longer than I want to admit. > >H: did you have to have sex with the producers? > >T: umm.no..I sorta had relationships with ABC and Warner Brothers and > the people that created it... > >H: and did you have to test out in front of other women and stuff? > >T: I did...do a couple of auditions..yeah..but Dean and I never read together > that was sorta ended up being sort of a fluke that we had the chemistry > that we did.. > >H: producers ever ask you for sex or anything in any of these movies or > anything.. > >T: no..no but I have this thing on the set where it's always about like > "who makes it into the dreams?" like I always have sex dreams about > certain members of the crew > >RQ: OH REAL--LY... > >T: yeah...so there's a list > >H: filty slut... > >T: yeah..I'm a slut ( jokingly) > >H: and you know what..you gotta be careful.. a lot of the Lois Lanes , like > Margot Kidder was real good looking...but..booofa... gotta keep you're > look together... > >T: I try > >H: women don't age as good as men.... > >T: no..I know they don't.. > >H: but you're doing a good job..though..believe me..you're aging beautifully > >T: I will try.. > >H: anyway..listen Teri..I just want to thank you for comming in.. > >T: well thank you for having me.. > >H: we'll all watch Superman...umm..Lois and Clark actually > >T: yeah..start saying the name right.. > >H: on ABC..sunday night at 8 and I will be watching... > >RQ: that's our ritual...we both watch it.. > >T: I'm so flattered > >H: what is it Gary? ( his producer) > >Gary: Teri's going to be on the Tonight show next week... > >RQ: Say hello to Jay for Howard.. > >H: why don't you kiss another girl on there and see if all hell breaks loose > yeah..it'll be pretty good... > >T: yeah. maybe I should get up on the desk... > >H: if you want to maybe I could give you some tips on that e-mail and > tell you what to do on the tonight show to create a stink.. > >T: i'm sure it would go over well... > >H: it's great meeting you.. > >T: It's nice meeting you too.. > >H: am I going to get to hug you goodbye? > >T: if you want to > >H: I can? > >T: absolutely.. > >H: can I kiss your cheek? > >T: sure > >H: I can kiss you on the cheek? > >T: yes... > >H: I mean..I wanna be pretentious and kiss you on the lips.. > >RQ: the negotiations start.. > >T: yes..you can hug and kiss on the cheek.. > >H: so when I hug ya..I can pug my hands around your waist and like kiss you? > >T: yeah.. > >H: and you won't be repulsed? > >T: no..absolutely not.. I'm really shocked I have gotten out of this without > more conversation about my bra size... > >H: what IS your bra size? > >** loud chorus of laughter.. > >H: can I take a guess? > >T: sure.. guess > >H: you mind standing up? I don't want to be wrong. > >T: yeah..I mind standing up > >H: you do? > >T: yeah > >H: oh..it's obnoxious? ok..let me think.. > >H: can my hands roam? > >T: you can sort of do that telepathic feeling you know..from afar.. > >H: I'm going to say...I don't see a D cup there...I'm going to say.. > ahhh... I'm going to say.. 34 C..what do you say Jackie? ( another > one of Howards sidekicks..) > >Jackie: I'd say 34 B...she's thin...so.. > >H: if she'd stand up I could get a better look.. > >Jackie: yeah..come on.. > >H: please..help us out here..Teri...please..it's just.. I don't wanna be > wrong > >T: this is the humiliation I didn't want to go through... but I asked for it > didn't I > >RQ: yeah.. you did..YOU brought it up.. > >T: I had a clean getaway > >H: Teri..please..please...ok.. look at from the side though..I know those are > C's it's a question whether it's a 32 or 34..I'm going to say...no help > from the audience please.. I'm going to write my answer down..every body > write it down.. is there any such thing as a J? alright..I say 34C > Jackie says 34 B fred says 32 C and gary says 36 D > >T: are you out of your mind GAry?? > >H: Gary..who are you looking at? Jackie? Alright..now..drumroll please.. > and the answer on your breast size is...... > >T: I don't think ANYONE got it...32 C > >H: Fred said that > >T: oh he did.. > >H: oh..I got another game now...nwo that we're into it...I got another game > alright..each one of us..each one of use..the quickest who could unhook > Teri's bra > >T: (laughing) OH RIGHT>. ok..that's where I call it a day..no no no > >H: come one Teri..I'll go first.. > >T: No nonono...ah no > >H: all we have to do is reach behind with one hand > >RQ: you gotta do it one handed??? > >T: gotta draw the line somewhere.. > >H: ok..now listen..Teri 32 C huh? > >T: yeah.. > >H: I was close..I was 34 C..that's the same . Fabulous. You ever go on > vacation? > >T: yes > >H: ever wear a thong on vacation? > >T: ahh..no > >H: you would not wear a thong? > >T: ahh no.. > >H: ever buy like Fredericks of Hollywood outfits for your husband > >T: yeah.. > >H: you do.. > >T: yeah..I wear that stuff around the house, I wouldn't wear it on the beach. > >RQ: would you ever work nude again? > >T: I actually have a really short scene in Heavens Prisoners the movie I > did with Alec Baldwin that'll be comming out next year. > >H: yeah..he's good at getting women naked. > >T: but it wasn't a love scene..it was actually really integral to the > character and it's just a second of me..and I am totally nude > >H: totally nude? did you shave for it? > >T: you'll have to go see..and so will everyone else.. > >H: you see actualy vagina? > >RQ: VAGINA? > >T: You know..I haven't see it yet ( the movie)...nonon...you don't > >RQ: that's an internal organ! > >T: thank you Robin..thank you Robin.. > >H: do you see the vaginal area ( in the movie) > >T: you know..I haven't see it..I don't think you really do but > >H: what is it..a love scene with Alec Baldwin? > >T: no..I just come out and stand on a balcony and then turn around > and go back in the house > >H: what's the motivation? > >T: umm..Alec drives up to this big mansion that I live in and > >RQ: and you just rip off your clothers.. > >T: and she's just so manipulative that she walks out just to make sure > that he;s seen her and walks back in > >H: I'm going to get it in laser and use freeze frame...that's what > I'm going to be doing.. > >T: I'm sure that'll end up some where.. > >H: oh yeah.. > >T: but that's probably the last think I'm going to do ( nude scene) > >H: I bet your good in bed...actually..I can't tell if you're good in bed.. > >T: I'm good in bed! > >H: oh you are? > >T: yeah..I think umm..I don't know if it's right to say that about yourself > but you know what..I'm in my 30's now and I can say...I'm good in bed! > >H: jesus christ...You better get out of here before I explode > >T: ok.. > >H: do you do EVERYTHING in bed? > >T: ah um..don't even go to that question! I'm serious... > >*explosive laughter in the room > >H: ok..fair enough fair enough..if I film a movie would you do a nude scene? > >T: no.. > >H: why not? I'd pay you..what did you get paid for that movie? > >RQ: she just said that's probably the last one she'll do ( heavens prisoner) > >T: I think that's the last one.. > >H: what did you paid for that movie.. > >T: a lot. > >H: what.. 100,000... > >T: just..you know.. money.. > >H: what.. a million? > >T: oh I don't want to talk about my salary > >H: what if I told you I was a painter and I told you I wanted to paint you > in the nude.. > >T: well..it depends on how sensual it is..I'm in to sensuality.. > >H: let me e mail you about it.. no..I'm a really good painter.. > >T: I can't tell by looking at Robin if I should be buying this or not.. > >H: I have painted... > >T: he tells this to everyone..."yeah..I'm a really good painter.." > >H: I paint.. but I'll be honest with you..I only paint labias..that's my.. > I'm being honest with you.. > >T: umm...well I don't think I'll be the model... > >H: alright..Teri..it's great to meet you..I will continue to watch lois > and clark > >T: thank you very much for being such big fans...I hope you enjoy your > sweatshirts ( Teri gave them each Land C sweatshirts) Robin you can > think of dean when you're working out..and howard you can think of me > >H; I will certainly...thank you Teri..Everyone watch lois and clark > at 8 oclock on sundays.. > > >Whoa! that's it.. my fingers are just about dead from typing.. now I only >wish I had Deans interview. Hope you all enjoy it... I left a few words >out here and there..but I didn't miss much.. > >bye for now, > >Laura (Amby on IRC) >ambrosia@escape.com > > Well everyone, I hope you all enjoy that interesting interview. Don't forget that Teri Hatcher is coming on the Tonight Show soon. Will try to find out when. All credits go to Laura. Shobi, the Shaolin-ninja shobi@cml.com