Date: Sat, 2 Dec 1995 22:15:31 -0500 Message-Id: <199512030315.WAA07015@inet.cml.com> From: shobi@cml.com (Orrett Stephenson) Subject: TH interview on HS 2/3 Part 2: >T: No. they're totally natural. > >H: so at 16 you're fully developed? With THOSE? > >T: yes > >H: Oh my god, Oh my God...I can't believe it.. and you're walking around this > high school ... > >T: just walking around.. > >H: with Those... > >T: with These... > >H: are your teaches like hitting on you? > >T: no...no > >H: no problems like that? > >T: no > >H: no molestation...nothing like that? > >T: well no > >H: nothing?? > >T: no > >H: so if you were.. then you'd be really screwed up right now.. > >RQ: Yeah..and would be an easy target for you (Howard) > >H: and then you what? fall in love with the High School football guy? > >T: one of my boyfriends was a football player. > >H: No kidding? and that's your natural nose and everything?? > >T: yeah > >H: WOW! and you're just born like that? you don't have to do anything > >T: yeah but you know..... I have to thank my parents..I mean I had nothing > to do with it. > >H: let me thank your parents FOR you.. and you don't even have to diet or > anything..I mean you're naturally thin? You're probably one of those > people that has to eat...I mean you forget to eat.. > >T: well I do get really busy...in fact..yeah I do get really busy and > forget to eat > >H: yeah..Robin and I have that problem > >RQ: yeah..you can tell > >H: why is that that when Robin and I get really busy..we EAT..yeah.. > I don't get it > >T: But I love food..but I..you know when we're doing the show it's really > hectic and I try to eat right. > >H: so you never like vomit or anything like that.. put your finger down > your throat.. > >T: Oh god no..oh no..you know I'm lucky that way because I just can't >throw up I mean I don't have any gag reflex > >H: yeah..you're not an anorexic...you're just thin...you're just natually > thin. You're blessed > >T: I guess > >H: what a life! > >RQ: was that an opening? She dosen't have a GAG reflex? > >T: I think it was..and he totally missed it but thank for comming in... > >**hysterical laughter > >H: I'm missing a lot today....is that really true? you don't have a gag > reflex? > >T: no.. > >H: so you could put..if I was to give you a hot dog.. > >T: (laughing) NOW he's with me.. he came in..there he is..a couple of seconds > late.. > >H: So if I was to give you a hot dog could you ACTUALLY swallow the whole > hot dog? is that what you're saying? > >T: we could talk about it on the internet... > >H: Your an amazing....OH...oh good...and lets make our messages private..ok? > >T: ABSOLUTELY.. > >H: no matter what... > >T: oh ...no body has my address..you are the only person I gave it to.. > >H: fine..fine.. now.. cause I'm going to write you a lot of dirty stuff.. > >T: great! > >H: alright.. but don't show it to your husband alright..give me a break > >T: no..I won't, absolutely not... > >H: I'm going to send you dirty pictures too... > >T: oh..umm.I don't know.. > >H: I got a picture of a woman with no legs and no arms.. > >RQ: DON'T SEND HER THAT PICTURE! > >H: you don't think so? > >RQ: NO! > >H: you mean girls don't like that stuff?? > >RQ: no Howard! > >H: oh ok... > >T: I like the words...I'm not so visual.. > >H: alright..alright..I'll write stuff... > >T: ok.. > >H: Hey this is cool..I'm having this nice little celebrity e-mail thing > going....people don't want to stay with me in person..but they e-mail > me...I like that....but If I write you something..you're not going to > go tell Superman that I wrote you something.... > >T: no..no... > >H: so you're growing up..and you're dating some guy in high school... > and then you lose your virginity..which must have been incredible.. > True?? > >RQ: WAS in incredible for you? > >T: actually...you know..really...NO..it wasn't...I WISH it had been more > incredible...but I think I'm speaking for most women...that sometimes.. > it wasn't so great.. > >RQ: the GUY was having an incredible time.. > >H: where'd it happen...in a car? > >T: no...I'm not going to tell you where it happened... > >H: in a mens room?? > >RQ: IN A MENS ROOM?? ( to howard) you're terrible.. > >H: am I right?? that's a yes...am I right.. > >T: NO it didn't happen in a MENS ROOM... > >H: bent you over a sink like what happned to Robin... > >Rq: OH STOP IT.. > >H: that's right.. that's exactly what it was.. > So it happened somewhere in you're parents house... > >T: Um Hmm.. > >H: ok.. but in HS? > >T: they don't know this..oh god.. > >H: oh please...that's where I lost my virginity..first time I ever played > with myself was in my parents bed...I consider that losing my virginity. > so wait a second...so you're growing up...fully developed.. and some > guy gets to see you naked for the first time.... and his head must have > just exploded....the guy could have lasted like one second...I > wouldn't last one second with you.. > >T: oh...you would.. > >H: is it always over fast for you? > >T: umm...No > >H: Really? you mean you're husbands able to hold out... > >T: ah yeah.. > >H: really... > >T: yeah.. > >RQ: she has a very good looking husband..he's an actor too.. > >H: oh yeah? what does he do? > >T: he's an actor > >H: he's a loser..I've never seen him > >RQ: you saw the new Lassie movie...he was the Dad in Lassie.. > >H: awwweee....THAT guy? He's not that good.. that guy you married.. > >T: yes.. > >H: oh you could have married a much better guy than that.. > >T: oh stop...be nice.. > >H: you know..in my highschool play..I played Lassie..so I can relate to > your husband..I should e-mail him...I'm one of those rare individuals > >RQ: you could have been HIS dog.. > >H: yeah..I have the nose for it..I have a cold, long nose just like Lassie > so you're saying... ah..I can't believe I'm so close to you... if you > feel a desire to kiss me..just go ahead and do it... > >T: reach out and touch.. > >H: so..are you turned off to men now? cause guys are always comming on to you > >T: no...no..I love men.. > >H: never got into a lesbian thing? > >T: NO > >H: never tried it? > >T: no > >H: but you secretly want to..in a way you WOULD try it.. > >T: no I WOULDN'T try it.. > >H: you wouldn't? even if your husband said "hey for my 40th birthday.. > >T: no..he wouldn't do that..and I wouldn't try it.... > >H: he would do that..but he knows you woudln't go for it.. > >T: well no..no I don't think he WOULD do that..I mean..he would do it if > he thought I would be into it....but I don't think he'd do it for > himself. > >H: alright..so wait a second..how do you meet this husband of yours? > like why do you get married? I don't understand..what's going on? > Did you date a lot of guys before you got married? > >T: umm..yeah..I guess... I was 29 when I got married.. > >H: alot of celebrities? > >T: no..not a lot of celebrities... > >H: and who is this guy...I mean..he's an actor and he just gets to marry you? > >RQ: he just gets to marry her! > >T: and he's an actor and he won the lottery...that's what happened.. > >H: and how long does it take before he can even sleep with you? > does he have to wait months? > >T: a couple of months... > >H: really? not like the first date? > >T: no..not like the first date.. > >H: I nailed my wife on the second date.. > >T: i was trying to be more prim...I was in one of my prim and proper stages.. > >H: is it really hard to get to bed with you? Like would you never go to bed > with a guy on the first date? > >T: sometimes it hasn't been so hard..and sometimes it's been hard > >H: really? so you've actually hopped into the sack with a guy after one date. > >T: ohh... a few times.. > >H: really? you're something.. > >T: there has to be some sort of dirty past...I can't be.. > >H: wanna play my wife in my movie? > >T: sure.. > >H: yeah..good..you may have to read for it a little later in my room.. > >T: no, I don't think so.. > >H: you don't think so? > >T: I mean I'll go to your room..but I won't read.. > >H: really..ok..I really don't want you to read... > >RQ: that's ok with HIM... > >H: I can't believe it..unbelievable.. > >RQ: he thought you needed a cover ( to Teri) > >H: so..and when you're on superman.. you feel anything toward Dean? the guy > that plays Superman? > >T: I think he sorta said this yesterday.. umm..we both..you know we work > together SOO many hours that it just uh becomes platonic... > >H: and you don't get aroused? Would you have gone out with him if he had > asked? > >T: No...I don't think so... > >(continued in part 3) >