Date: Sat, 2 Dec 1995 22:15:12 -0500 Message-Id: <199512030315.WAA07009@inet.cml.com> From: shobi@cml.com (Orrett Stephenson) Subject: TH interview on HS 1/3 Greetings One and All: The following is a transcript that I received personally from a friend of FoLCs. I thought that I will share it with the rest of you, if you don't mind. All credits go to Laura (Amby on IRC). Hope you all enjoy this. It is an interview of Teri Hatcher on Howard S. (In three parts.) > >Ok..here's the transcript. Howard...as usual was just being Howard, so a >lot of the interview was ummm... quite ......interesting ;) > >I may have cut a little out here and there for clarity...but most of it >is here. > >T=Teri, H=Howard, RQ=Robin Quivers (Howard's sidekick) > >I missed the first 30 seconds.... > >H: Ok...bring Teri Hatcher in here... > >**Teri walks in... puts headphones on..etc... >( I missed a few seconds.. but T and H were talking about H's new book) > >T:......( think she said something about losing her voice)... and we had > shut down production and on the way home from the doctor I stopped at > bookstore, this was the day it came out, and got one of the first copies > and I was walking back to my car and of course I'm going through (the > book, asking herself) "Did he put me in, did he put me in?" > >**Everyone laughs > >H: yeah right, that's good. Of course I put you in, because all I do is > sit at my computer write and half the time I've just finished watching > Superman and ya know...doing stuff to my self. > >T: I want your e-mail address, you know I'm quite an internet buff myself. > >H: oh are you? oh I'll write it down for you. YOu would e-mail me? > >T: Absolutely! We could start a whole thing (laughing) > >H: Oh God! ( backround laughter) I would LOVE that! > >RG: Then that would be e-mail you could REALLY talk about. > >T: It'll be just a secret. > >H: and like maybe we'll fall in love through the mail > >T: It might happen. > >H: oh no, but you're married and stuff right? > >T: oh ya but so are you... > >H: yeah, so that's not cheating. > >T: (laughs) not cheating at all. as it says in your book. > >H: you know what...now this will kill me cause I'll spend half my day > trying to be witty in my e-mail...it'll make me nuts...Your like every > girl I've ever wanted in my life and couldn't get ..I mean..that's you > I know D Snyder say's I shouldn't kiss everyones ass and I should try > and treat women like I don't care... > >RG: you should be cool... > >H: but I can't be cool..I gotta be honest ...I just can't be cool..it > just never happened for me that I would have ya know...my wife's very > beautiful..don't get me wrong, (aside) I had to throw that in > >RG: yes...you have to go home > >**Teri laughs > >H: I mean to have someone like you would be just unbelieveable. I can't > believe it ..I..I ...you know what...You know what'll be weird? I'll > finally have cyber sex with Teri and it'll probably be her husband > on there with me. > >**Loud laughter > >T: or he might be sitting there watching.. > >H: did you watch the tonight show last night? > >T: I didn't see it, we were working late, but I heard it was quite controver- > sial. > >H: you should really get a tape of that. It was pretty wierd. It really was > something else. > >T: not surprising at all... > >H: first of all...my favorite episode of Superman, as you can guess, is > when you go undercover and you have have to be a rock stars groupie. > >T: (laughing) yes.. > >H: and you have to get into that little leather dress and stuff. See..I'm > looking at your short haircut now and I'm thinking it's cute... > >RG: I always thought it was a good cut for her. > >T: it's a good cut.. > >H: I really liked you with long hair though > >T: You have really been picking on me about this hair....... > >H: I know ...I don't WANT you with short hair... > >T: I can't believe YOU would do that... of all people > >H: I know..I can't either..It's not like I'm not being faithful but you know > what I mean? seriously, weren't we talking about this the other day? > >RQ: YES > >H: don't you think Teri's hair long is the thing that works for us? > >RQ: no..I like it this way.. > >T: thank you Robin. > >H: oh..you DO like it..well it's a girl talking.. > >T: lots of guys like it...DEAN likes it.. > >H: you know I kinda like it sitting here and everything..now it looks great > but I don't know..when you got that long hair going and everything, > and then you kinda wear the same dress everyday you know..on Superman > it's like the same CUT of dress, but I like that cause it's a super short > mini skirt that shows off your legs. > >T: Well some of them are....yeah.. > >H: and you wear really good shoes.. > >T: good shoes which you hardly ever see... really sometimes I wear great > shoes. > >H: yeah..but I can tell, yeah..but your legs look really great. > >T: thank you > >H: and then you always show some cleavage and some breasts for the fans > >T: just enough... > >H: but one of the biggest disappointments...I said this yesterday, was > the episode where you get super powers that costume... > >T: I heard you say that...you know that was out highest rated show EVER. > >H: yeah..because you were supergirl I mean...you became a Super woman > >T: and I sorta thought that pink X-ray vision was cool..you didn't like > that? > >RQ: no..it wasn't that vision..it was that costume.. > >T: it was the belt frankly...it was the belt > >RQ: the rolled shoulders...I didn't like that whole thing. > >T: oh all right... > >H: you know what I'm afraid to admit? > >T: what? > >H: but I have to tell you ....my favorite move of yours > >T: oh no! > >H: is that one where you're nude.... > >T: uh huh.. > >H: the umm... what is that called...The Cool Surface > >T: ohhh fine..just drag it out of the barrel > >H: oh big deal...listen ..listen to me. I have that movie > >T: uh huh....I've thought about you having that movie... > >H: oh I LOVE that movie..there..there you go..at least you've thought abuot > me. > >T: I was pretty sure you had that movie... > >H: I definately have that movie.. > >T: I've thought about you watching that movie... > >H: I told everyone to go out ( and see it) first of all..I thought it was > a good performance. > >T: do you really? > >H: I didn't think it was a BAD movie.. > >T: I did this sort of series of B-movies...it's certainly not in my.. > >H: but it's a cool movie... because you play this woman who lives next > door to this guy and like I think it was like your boyfriend was > torturing you or something..and then you fall in love with that screen- > writer. and EVERY scene you're like naked > >T: NO...not EVERY scene I'm naked that's not true > >H: were you uptight when you had to get naked? > >T: (laughs..) > >**Howard is playing a clip from the movie in his studio we hear what >sounds like a sex scene in the backround. > >H: here's a clip from the movie...this is Teri > >T: (laughing) oh no...Oh god..Oh my god > >H: I love that! > >H: what are you wearing...a little pants outfit? > >T: right now? > >H: yeah..what is that? > >T: yeah..it's a pants outfit.. > >H: and what is that top?..it's a cute top, what is that? > >T: just a little black top.. > >H: it's a black top..but it's like a lycra thing Robin.. > >RQ: it's lycra..it's spandex > >H: it clings > >T: it's some spandex combination... > >H: and there is a bra...I can tell that... > >T: yeah..there's a little bra > >H: I don't need X-ray vision to see that.. > >RQ: HE has X-Ray vision.. > >H: yeah..I have X-ray vision...I'm undressing you.. I'm really soaking > this in...so like in school did guys always hit on you? Weren't you like > a cheerleader or something..a professional cheerleader. > >T: for a year or so..yeah actually I was. I was a cheerleader for the 49ers. > >H: and you like know all those cheers and stuff... > >T: well..we didn't really cheer..rah rah sorta cheer... we more did dance > numbers on the sidelines. it was pretty cool cause I got to get my parents > tickets to the Superbowl > >H: and would all the football guys like hit on you.. the whole time > >T: no...at that time we had this rule in our contract where you weren't > allowed to fraternize with the players.. > >H: what team was that...Dallas? > >RQ: no the 49ers...where are you? she's talking..she SAID that.. > >H: I'm busy looking at her chest..I'm sorry..I'm being a guy..I can't > handle it..I mean you know..I'm looking you over..what can I say? > >**laugher from Teri > >RQ: so you were a cheerleader..you want to ask that question again? > >H:...where were you a cheerleader again? > >T: (lustily)..the 49ers... > >H: Oh really... so you're a young girl growing up where? > >T: in Northern California.. > >H: in nothern California..and you're like really hot > >T: no actually..I was sorta one of those..wall flower/late bloomers.. > >H: yeah..sure..yeah yeah..right.. > >T: It's TRUE...no one would dance with me..that whole...it's TRUE > >H: so then..you're growing up.. do you come from a divorced home? > >T: no my parents are still together.. > >H: oh too bad..you probably have a good self..healthy self image.. > >T: ah...well.. > >RQ: she's married..you never read about her in the tabloids.. > >T: yea..it's really..I have this totally boring hermit sort of life.. > that's why you never read about me.. > >H: really?..oh I'd love a life with you like that...I have that life too.. > >T: I just stayed home..I never go out.. > >H: I'd just stay home and have sex with you all day > >T: wel..that would be great.. > >H: you would like that? > >T: I would like that.. > >H:..so..so..ok..so you were growing up..and then you get your first boyfriend > when..how old were you? > >T: I was 16 I guess > >H: were you fully developed at 16? or were you a late bloomer? > >T: 16 was um...fully developed > >H: because you have an incredible chest..and as far as I can tell from > studying Cool Runnings they seem totally natural...You're not an > person? > > >cont. in part 2 ( I know.. nice place to stop ;) ) > >